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Iron-Hampster

Age/Gender: 17, Male
Location: Canada. Vancouver area
Job: High School

Hi asshole.

Newgrounds Stats

Sign-Up Date:
8/27/06

Level: 9
Aura: Evil

Rank: Scout
Blams: 144
Saves: 85
Rank #: 34,240

Whistle Status: Bronze

Exp. Points: 880 / 900
Exp. Rank #: 42,253
Voting Pow.: 5.16 votes

BBS Posts: 1,383 (1.14 per day)
Flash Reviews: 30
Music Reviews: 3
Trophies: 0
Stickers: 0

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spam chart

Posted by Iron-Hampster Aug. 10, 2009 @ 6:26 PM EDT

Don't give a fuck, lets see how big this can get. I wanna see it get so big my max res gets bigger.

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Damit!

Posted by Iron-Hampster Jul. 26, 2009 @ 7:11 PM EDT

How do these mods expect me to attention whore when they keep giving me 3 day banns!?

Updated: 07/26/09 7:11 PM 3 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
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swearing contest cansaled.

Posted by Iron-Hampster Jun. 12, 2008 @ 7:10 PM EDT

however the fuck you spell cansaled.

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Swearing Contest

Posted by Iron-Hampster May. 1, 2008 @ 7:59 PM EDT

Swearing Contest May/08

the object of this game is to make the biggest rant of swears, it can be done how ever you like, you can just do a big string of fucks, shits and asses all the way up to some act of genious (no im not talking about a rant, im talking about poetry if it were invented by my alcaholic daddy).

Rules:

1. You are not alowed to say racial or homophobic slurs. If you are offended by anything els, tough shit. Posting hateful homophobic/ racial words will result in being banned from my page.

2. Rants are alowed as long as they follow all the rules.

3. Do not say anything that may attract the attention of the FBI, CIA, or Secret Service by saying some dumb shit statement like "im gunna murder bush" or "i look at little boys in their underwear" because these guys are watching us. this is a popular site so dont think they dont do it.

4. I just made rule #4 to make this page look more official and organised.

5. Do not re use other peoples... art... in attempt to win the lazy way. thats plagorising and it will make you a bad person if you do it. If you were going to do it, go to your room

6. Do not enter twice or your second one will be void. In June if you enter twice ALL of your entries will be voided for the month.

I have continued this contest to make myself feal important and special.

Please spread the word with a link on your siggy, I want this to get bigger without having to post random crap in the forums.

Updated: 05/06/08 8:36 PM 11 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
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Swearing Contest

Posted by Iron-Hampster Apr. 15, 2008 @ 11:31 PM EDT

Welcome one and all to the official:

Swearing Contest April/08

the object of this game is to make the biggest rant of swears, it can be done how ever you like, you can just do a big string of fucks, shits and asses all the way up to some act of genious (no im not talking about a rant, im talking about poetry if it were invented by my alcaholic daddy).

Rules:

1. You are not alowed to say racial or homophobic slurs. If you are offended by anything els, tough shit. Posting hateful homophobic/ racial words will result in being banned from my page.

2. Rants are alowed as long as they follow all the rules.

3. Do not say anything that may attract the attention of the FBI, CIA, or Secret Service by saying some dumb shit statement like "im gunna murder bush" or "i look at little boys in their underwear" because these guys are watching us. this is a popular site so dont think they dont do it.

4. I just made rule #4 to make this page look more official and organised.

ill start with my signature "Random Swear, Pastry, and Animal rant track"

Fucking puppy tits cake muffin aids twat crabs cunt box!

i could go for longer but i just dont have it in me right now. on the last week I will decide who wins, the prize involves me pming you with a microsoft paint picture of a chocolate chip cookie and a spot on my signature with a link to your page labled "curent swearing contest champion"

please spread the word with a link on your siggy, i want this to get bigger without having to post random crap in the forums.

Updated: 04/27/08 12:01 AM 4 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
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Updated Porn links

Posted by Iron-Hampster Jan. 31, 2008 @ 10:36 PM EST

have fun boys.... or girls :l

best site ever.

Updated: 03/24/08 8:50 PM 17 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
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Porn links (updated)

Posted by Iron-Hampster Jan. 26, 2008 @ 12:21 AM EST
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sorry, here it is :D

Posted by Iron-Hampster Jan. 6, 2008 @ 1:32 AM EST

for the orgasm of your dreams, click here

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porn is in this link

Posted by Iron-Hampster Jan. 6, 2008 @ 1:23 AM EST

right here. click this link for the self inflicted orgasm you have been dreaming of :D

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you sick fu ck

Posted by Iron-Hampster Dec. 30, 2007 @ 11:50 PM EST

hey all, if you came for the porn, please follow these simple instructions.

1. go to the nearest convenient store
2. buy a playboy magazine
3. do what you want with it.
4. AND LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE

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