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Swearing Contest May/08

the object of this game is to make the biggest rant of swears, it can be done how ever you like, you can just do a big string of fucks, shits and asses all the way up to some act of genious (no im not talking about a rant, im talking about poetry if it were invented by my alcaholic daddy).

Rules:

1. You are not alowed to say racial or homophobic slurs. If you are offended by anything els, tough shit. Posting hateful homophobic/ racial words will result in being banned from my page.

2. Rants are alowed as long as they follow all the rules.

3. Do not say anything that may attract the attention of the FBI, CIA, or Secret Service by saying some dumb shit statement like "im gunna murder bush" or "i look at little boys in their underwear" because these guys are watching us. this is a popular site so dont think they dont do it.

4. I just made rule #4 to make this page look more official and organised.

5. Do not re use other peoples... art... in attempt to win the lazy way. thats plagorising and it will make you a bad person if you do it. If you were going to do it, go to your room

6. Do not enter twice or your second one will be void. In June if you enter twice ALL of your entries will be voided for the month.

I have continued this contest to make myself feal important and special.

Please spread the word with a link on your siggy, I want this to get bigger without having to post random crap in the forums.

Welcome one and all to the official:

Swearing Contest April/08

the object of this game is to make the biggest rant of swears, it can be done how ever you like, you can just do a big string of fucks, shits and asses all the way up to some act of genious (no im not talking about a rant, im talking about poetry if it were invented by my alcaholic daddy).

Rules:

1. You are not alowed to say racial or homophobic slurs. If you are offended by anything els, tough shit. Posting hateful homophobic/ racial words will result in being banned from my page.

2. Rants are alowed as long as they follow all the rules.

3. Do not say anything that may attract the attention of the FBI, CIA, or Secret Service by saying some dumb shit statement like "im gunna murder bush" or "i look at little boys in their underwear" because these guys are watching us. this is a popular site so dont think they dont do it.

4. I just made rule #4 to make this page look more official and organised.

ill start with my signature "Random Swear, Pastry, and Animal rant track"

Fucking puppy tits cake muffin aids twat crabs cunt box!

i could go for longer but i just dont have it in me right now. on the last week I will decide who wins, the prize involves me pming you with a microsoft paint picture of a chocolate chip cookie and a spot on my signature with a link to your page labled "curent swearing contest champion"

please spread the word with a link on your siggy, i want this to get bigger without having to post random crap in the forums.

have fun boys.... or girls :l

best site ever.

Hentai
my "special" site

for the orgasm of your dreams, click here

right here. click this link for the self inflicted orgasm you have been dreaming of :D

hey all, if you came for the porn, please follow these simple instructions.

1. go to the nearest convenient store
2. buy a playboy magazine
3. do what you want with it.
4. AND LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE

when ever i fuckin make a topic, its either:

A) instantly locked, while under a topic named: "I jacked off" or "I peed my self lololo"

B) replicated. seriousely just bump my topic instead of attention whoring.

also, i have a hard time reviewing turd of the week submitions because:

1) if anything i say can be taken offensively in one of the billion fuckin ways u can look at it, it gets deleted.

2) if its positive, biased assholes vote abusive on it until a biased mod deletes it, seriousely guys, grow the fuck up.

3) if i get an insulting reply to it like "fuck you n****r" i get credit for the deletion. wtf?

and those stupid "lewd" sigies are often disturbing, pury porn is like watching the result of beastality being a slut. MALE porn is pretty bad because 95 percent of all members are strait, male, under the age of 15 kids that arnt interested or easily impresionable.

and people submiting crapy hentai should be killed in a fire. child hentai, shit. hentai based on a childs crapy anime show like salor moon, pokymon, yu-gi-oh, and dragon ball Z, thats fuckin sick dude, and think of ur own material, u dont have to be all that much original, just draw a GOOD picture of a naked chick, (in anime) make her masterbate, and give her purple hair, its that fuckin simple.

and people who realy care about making "epic" first posts are just sad little people that want attention so much they dont care how nub they act to get it.

done with my complaints with newgrounds, now for TV.

I used to have a system, teletoon was the network i only watched after 10:00 after the simpsons and south park so i can watch robot chicken then aqua team hunger force, but then they swiched it to family guy, now i have to choose between south park or robot chicken and aqua team hunger force. teletoon is addicted to family guy, and every epasode they play is a fuckin repeat. yea, it wasnt all that funny the first time what makes u think its guna be funny the 50th time u shit heads. but then everyone likes family guy to "fit in" but really, they dont like it jokes are over done and distract from the fuckin story, fuck u guys but i would rather stay on chanal 57 and watch the chepels show, mind of mencia, and sadly, punked and extreme wind ups.

im done my mindless rant now, not saying rants are original but i needed that out of my system, coments welcom i guess since theres nothing stoping u from hiting the coment link.