If what I have to say triggers your victim complex then feel free to cry here and I will be happy to ignore you.
Age 34, Male
Welder
Terry Fox
Canada. Vancouver area
Joined on 8/27/06
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you wake up and it turns out you were dead and now you are a zombie, do you:
1. hunt people
2. take revenge on your enemies
3. apply for a job and start a new life
4. become a celebrity
5. open your new life with a musical number
6. stick it to everyone who ever said anything like "life's too short" and "you only live once"?
kill the first boss
Complete TWO THIRDS of the original levels.
Beat the Star Move for ONE THIRD of the original levels.
Complete ONE THIRD of the original levels.
Finish the first area
Kill every big enemy
reach space
Collect 5000 skulls
touch the sky
Evolve to final level
Get the clock
Obtain the slingshot
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Buy everything
Play over 2 hours
Use a nuke
